HELP! MY BUSINESS
LIFE IS TOTALLY F*#%&$.
Maybe you’re in school right now, studying exactly what you’ve always loved—but it’s giving you crazy levels of anxiety. Maybe you already have that fancy degree that landed you a shiny new job—but going to work every day is about as much fun as getting a lady wax...down there. Or maybe you’re supplementing your so-so happiness with long chugs of cheap, boxed wine—but once the buzz wears off, you’re back to square one. In any case, it sounds like you’ve got a bad case of the Quarter Life Crisis. You’re ready to change up the humdrum and actually do something that makes you happy, you just have no idea where to start. (Helpful hint: More wine is not the answer.)
OKAY, I’M READY TO FIND MY SOULMATE! BUT HOW?
You’re just coming out of your third relationship with basically the same guy. (You’re pretty sure all their names rhymed with Chad.) Whether you’re zoning out in rush hour traffic or walking the dog, the same sentence bubbles up to the surface: Next time, it will be different. (Spoiler: It never is.) If you could just figure out what Mr. Right looks like, maybe you could finally win at this whole relationship game. For now, you keep talking to friends, stealthily buying self-help books from Barnes and Noble, and obsessively take Buzzfeed personality tests—but (surprise!) it’s getting you nowhere. It’s time to figure out exactly what you need to look for in order to find your soulmate.
MY KIDS ARE LEAVING THE NEST. NOW WHAT!?
You went all-in to be the perfect mom —band practices, soccer tryouts, attempted arts and crafts that stained the carpet by the stairs, and countless years of love, support, and kindness. In other words, you deserve a damn trophy. Your kids are actually headed in the right direction, but before you can pop the top off the champs and dance off into the distance, it dawns on you: you only have to worry about yourself. What will you do with the next half of your life? All you know for sure is that you love your kids, George Clooney is still attractive, and you have so much to offer the world. Meet the simple way to nail down exactly who you are today, and what will make you happy tomorrow.